Hi, my name is Melissa Napoleon.

Fun facts:

· I'm a writer and recovering comma addict. While there's more to writing than punctuation, exclamation points make me swoon. Use one in an email/text and I'll love you forever.

· I love food more than people. I wouldn't consider myself a foodie, though. I think it's pretentious and my tastebuds have NO shame.

· I love dogs slightly less than I love food, but more than I love people. My husband and I own a 7-year old lab/pit mix whose mission in life is to eat all the gum off the streets of NYC.

· I'm Ukrainian and can speak/write it fluently, although my mom wouldn't agree. I'm also Italian but can only eat it.

· I'm tall and once made a shorter friend cry tears of joy after changing her ceiling lightbulb. Now, I'm thinking of starting a business and calling it Let There Be Light, a lightbulb changing service for short, single women who don't need a man to light up their lives.

For more information or to request a lightbulb change, please contact me at emmie.napoleon@gmail.com.

Thanks for stopping by!